Growing up, or just wising up?

  SO YESTERDAY WE WENT MUDDIN AN ACTIVITY THAT AS A YOUNGN I USED TO THOUROUGHLY ENJOY FOR THOSE OF MY READERS WHO ARE UNEDUCATED IN THE REDNECK ARTS ALLOW ME TO ILLUMINATE YOU

 
YUP THAT'S IT WE GO OUT AND PLAY IN THE MUD JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE A KID 'CEPT NOW THE TRUCKS YOU PLAY WITH ARE REAL.
ANYWAYS BACK ON POINT LIKE I SAID I USED TO LOVE MUDDIN ME AND MY FRIENDS WOULD GO ALL THE TIME AND IT WOULD BE A BLAST, WELL APPARANTLY SOMETHING CHANGED.
YESTERDAY DAD AND I JUMPED IN HIS GMC AND ED AND MELINDA (FAMILY FRIEND AND MY SISTER) JUMPED IN HIS JACKED UP F-250 AND WE HEADED OUT TO THE MUD PIT
WELL THINGS WERE GOING FINE TRUCK WAS GREAT MUD WAS GOOD YET SOMETHING WAS DIFFERENT I WASN'T HAVING FUN AT ALL I WAS BORED AND COULD'NT STOP THINKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS I COULD BE DOING WITH MY TIME
TO ADD INSULT TO THIS MENTAL INJURY THE TRUCK SUCKED UP WATER AND DIED AND WE ENDED UP HAVING TO TOW IT BACK HOME, YAY (INSERT GIANT SARCASTIC EYE ROLL HERE)
SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LITTLE BOY WHO USED TO LOVE MUDDIN AND DREAMED OF HAVING HIS OWN TRUCK ONE DAY?
IDK, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY HE TRADED IN MUDDIN’ FOR MORE PRODUCTIVE HOBBIES AND THAT TRUCK SOMEHOW TURNED INTO A FOUR DOOR LUXURY CAR (SPECIFICALLY A BMW LOL)
SO HERE IS THE QUESTION AND FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS ONE...
DID PETER PAN BREAK HIS PROMISE AND GROW UP, OR DID HE JUST FIND NEW DREAMS TO CHASE DREAMS THAT FIT WITH WHO HE WANTS TO BE AND WHO HE WANTS TO BE WITH?